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Watch a Libertarian Make a DIY Face Mask



This homemade mask requires a few minutes of sewing, which is admittedly more work than most congressmen put into reading the stimulus bill.

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Written, directed, shot, edited, and produced by Meredith and Austin Bragg.
Music: “Wholesome” by Kevin MacLeod used under an Attribution 3.0 Unported (CC BY 3.0) license.

Here’s A Quick Guide to Making Your Own Mask at Home Because The Government Clearly Doesn’t Have a Clue and It’s All on Us Now.

Thanks to the Baltimore aerial surveillance program for these overhead shots, that’s some seriously dystopian shit.

Cut your fabric into two 10″ by 6″ rectangles.

When you measure, imagine you’re redrawing your own congressional district: give yourself some extra room for any stupid mistakes.

These things are sharp, so be careful—we’ve got enough tiny pricks screwing things up right now.

Thread the needle like a Clinton on gay rights, fold like Republicans on free trade, and hem right down the line like way too many votes in the Senate.

Republicans, I know you guys love closing borders, so this part should really tickle your nuts.

Use string, fabric, or elastic to make ties for your head. Politicians will need a little extra to get around that thick empty skull.

So there you have it: the Joe Biden of facemasks. I don’t want it, It might touch your face in a strange way, I doubt it can even do the job, but the only alternative seems dangerous and irresponsible. Yet if I even consider a third option somehow that makes me the asshole.

41 comments

  1. If your third option is advocating getting hundreds of thousands killed: yeah, you are the asshole

  2. Nuke China. 1 nuke for every country infected

  3. My mom made some for the family weeks ago. 😂👍

  4. Oh libertarians… how does it feel to constantly view the world through the lenses of an ideologue? You can’t even make a poorly-constructed mask without invoking the ‘I’m above the left-right fray’ posturing. Face it, libertarianism works only as a quasi-ethical theory, but try putting it into practice and the impossibilities are endless. I love you guys anyway.

  5. So Libertarian stays true to being synonymous with asshole. Consistency is important. Good job.

  6. Thats why I am a "Libertarian," we have a better sense of humor!

  7. Did he just made fun of the left and the right? I love it.

  8. Cheeky. Literally and figuratively.

  9. Black and Yellow. Nice!

  10. What’s wrong with our incompetent president why do we need to make face mask. oh I forgot your for the rich & the oligarchs who don’t give a crap about working people until we’re not working and not paying taxes for the kings & queens

  11. that was sucky, just stick to the science not arts and craft

  12. My mom's masks are better than your crappy mask…

  13. Fashionable Anarcho-capitalism color scheme shown.

  14. Funny video! This should be funny to either cult Rep. or Dem.

  15. I'm glad this wasn't one sided… Great job on the rhetoric.

  16. Fake and Ghei. Real libertarian would immediately burn it afterwards and tell the government to stuff it.

  17. You managed to piss off both sides. Great job

  18. LOL! This is Brilliant! 🙂

  19. This was fun to watch but to be fair the CDC did put up on their website three DIY mask instructions. See at cdc.gov/coronavirus go to how to protect yourself and scroll down to cloth face mask covers. Yes mostly useless and follows the idea of something is better than nothing.

  20. The mask is a crucial part of the psyops. They want you to hide behind the mask to instill subconscious shame. Once you feel ashamed, you are a puppet on a string. Don’t wear the mask, stand up tall, look people in the eye. Do not fall into their shame based psyops. That includes the global warming psyops.

  21. Those Whose Say China Virus to Coronavirus, like it, and Share this video

  22. Change the title to libertarian/true american

  23. Viruses are microscopic matter. A piece of cloth will not stop microscopic matter from dispersing. Why is ReasonTV even considering following a government act of coercion in the first place?

  24. Ah, right on time. I needed a dose of cynical libertarianism in the morning. Now on to keep researching my umpteenth CCW pistol for social breakdown.

  25. does it work like the democrats during a vote on cv19 relief funding? in other words, not at all.

  26. I made my face mask out of satin panties. It doesn't look like panties, but if you look closely you can identify the components. I just like having panties on my face, but couldn't do it in public before.

  27. amusing, but cloth face mask do virtually nothing to protect the wearer. n95/n100 ftw. make your own from a MERV 16+ hvac air filter.

  28. 0:44: "the Joe Biden of face masks: I don't want it, it might touch your face in a strange way. I doubt it could even do the job, but the only alternative seems dangerous and irresponsible" 🤔 Putting a possible Alzheimer's patient in the Oval Office doesn't seem dangerous and irresponsible to you?

  29. Sounds like this mask is not politically correct.

  30. "Little pricks" — Anthony Fauci, anyone….

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